This is obscurely and weirdly pertinent. No, really.

[geoviki]

So we're in the midst of a bathroom remodel and this came up while deciding how to angle the grab bar in our shower. I know I can count on you to point the way. Suffice it to say that I shower facing one direction and Mr. Geoviki faces the other. We were both surprised to learn there was actually an alternative to what we thought was normal.

[Poll #1171883]

Enquiring minds want to know!

ETA: Wow, so much conversation! I feel as if I know intimate details about you all that much better now, thnx for sharing. :-)

Comments

[jehnt.livejournal.com]

Clearly your shower is constructed improperly! In all showers I've ever been in the water hits my chest, not my face! Even my teeny-tiny approximately one-foot-square "how on earth do fat people shower in it?" dorm shower is that way!

[scoradh.livejournal.com]

The shower is anchored to the wall above my head. It comes down. Gravity, let me show you it. :P

[jehnt.livejournal.com]

but... but... but why doesn't it come down like this:

(http://img230.imageshack.us/my.php?image=crbr233515og4.jpg) (http://img228.imageshack.us/my.php?image=aaex001003av6.jpg) (http://img230.imageshack.us/my.php?image=be004280dt8.jpg)

seeeeeee how it's not hitting them in the face?

also that second picture involves one weakass stream of water -- how could he get clean in that? stupid stock photos.

also also, first model ftw, y/y?

also we're totally hijacking this thread. whoops. sorry geoviki!

[scoradh.livejournal.com]

But the water will splash off their shiny chests and hit them in the chin. Like it does me.

I like the second model better. He has attractive elbows.

because you're not supposed to get clean in porn, silly.

geoviki won't mind, she LAHVES us.

[geoviki.livejournal.com]

They have faces? I didn't notice at first... heh!

[roisindubh211.livejournal.com]

hear hear!

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