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geoviki ([personal profile] geoviki) wrote2008-04-15 10:55 pm

This is obscurely and weirdly pertinent. No, really.

So we're in the midst of a bathroom remodel and this came up while deciding how to angle the grab bar in our shower. I know I can count on you to point the way. Suffice it to say that I shower facing one direction and Mr. Geoviki faces the other. We were both surprised to learn there was actually an alternative to what we thought was normal.

[Poll #1171883]

Enquiring minds want to know!

ETA: Wow, so much conversation! I feel as if I know intimate details about you all that much better now, thnx for sharing. :-)

[identity profile] jehnt.livejournal.com 2008-04-16 03:09 pm (UTC)(link)
Clearly your shower is constructed improperly! In all showers I've ever been in the water hits my chest, not my face! Even my teeny-tiny approximately one-foot-square "how on earth do fat people shower in it?" dorm shower is that way!

[identity profile] scoradh.livejournal.com 2008-04-16 04:55 pm (UTC)(link)
The shower is anchored to the wall above my head. It comes down. Gravity, let me show you it. :P

[identity profile] jehnt.livejournal.com 2008-04-16 06:46 pm (UTC)(link)
but... but... but why doesn't it come down like this:

Image (http://img230.imageshack.us/my.php?image=crbr233515og4.jpg) Image (http://img228.imageshack.us/my.php?image=aaex001003av6.jpg) Image (http://img230.imageshack.us/my.php?image=be004280dt8.jpg)

seeeeeee how it's not hitting them in the face?

also that second picture involves one weakass stream of water -- how could he get clean in that? stupid stock photos.

also also, first model ftw, y/y?


also we're totally hijacking this thread. whoops. sorry [livejournal.com profile] geoviki!

[identity profile] scoradh.livejournal.com 2008-04-16 07:11 pm (UTC)(link)
But the water will splash off their shiny chests and hit them in the chin. Like it does me.

I like the second model better. He has attractive elbows.

because you're not supposed to get clean in porn, silly.

[livejournal.com profile] geoviki won't mind, she LAHVES us.

[identity profile] geoviki.livejournal.com 2008-04-16 10:17 pm (UTC)(link)
They have faces? I didn't notice at first... heh!

[identity profile] roisindubh211.livejournal.com 2008-04-16 10:12 pm (UTC)(link)
hear hear!

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