The Flame Trees of Lakewood

[geoviki]

Four years writing fic and I finally got my first flame. I have arrived!



This was for 'Practising the Same Religion'. Golly, they didn't leave a name or email where I could thank them for the comment.

you suck at writing mpreg's

you don't tell people it's a HP/DM story if the child is neville's dumbass. don't you think people might not like that...god i hate stupid people and you are one of them.

Good morning to you, too. :-)

Comments

[meri-oddities.livejournal.com]

I'm sorry. That just made me laugh. You have completely arrived. *g*

[geoviki.livejournal.com]

Yeah, it definitely made me laugh, too. It's just so ignorant on so many levels for something so short and pithy.

[mad-martha.livejournal.com]

you don't tell people it's a HP/DM story if the child is neville's dumbass
Forgive me - I haven't even read the story in question, but even I know that the baby could be Neville's and this still be a HP/DM story! I can think of a dozen scenarios right off the top of my head that would allow for it.

In fact, now I want to write one, just to prove this moron wrong. Besides, s/he can't even use proper capitalisation in a sentence. God, I hate stupid people and s/he is one of them ...

*hugs you*

[geoviki.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I think when she finally turns 18, she may discover that relationships can sometimes be complex.

Hard to take that flame seriously, I think. :-)

[emmagrant01.livejournal.com]

*snerk*

Oh, sad little flamer. Isn't it funny when they can't write properly themselves?

[geoviki.livejournal.com]

Like Legionseagle said, I think bad writing is required for flamewriters.

[libby-drew.livejournal.com]

The child is Neville's dumbass? ;-p

[legionseagle.livejournal.com]

Personally, I would use "dumbass" as a term of reproof to my anatomy were I a bloke who became pregnant through anal sex. So presumably it's Draco's dumbass?

[ellid.livejournal.com]

Oh, for crying out loud...what an idiot!

[geoviki.livejournal.com]

Gave me a laugh, though. Gave us all a laugh, really.

[gmth.livejournal.com]

It never fails to amaze me how consistently bad flamers are at spelling, capitalization, and punctuation. I mean seriously, is there some kind of guidebook out there for these people where this is rule #1?

[legionseagle.livejournal.com]

Probably in the membership manual of the Campain for Reel Flames.

[anjenue.livejournal.com]

LOL!!! Oh, flamers. Gotta love it. When you know you've REALLY arrived though is when you get a flame saying something like 'two men? EWWWWW. what is wrong with you?' AFTER the person has read all the headers and the OMGBUTTSECKS warnings and everything. But. CONGRATULATIONS! That's a really good one too. Hostility and condescention and terrible grammar and everything!

[geoviki.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I thought it was worthy to share with you all just for the yucks. It was a uneek and speshul review.

[slytherincesss.livejournal.com]

Hahaha, that's a totally awesome flame!

[geoviki.livejournal.com]

Definitely a treat to wake up to!

[pir8fancier.livejournal.com]

The entitlement crowd. I like mpreg and I only like it if it's with HP/DM. And if you write ANYTHING else, woe betide you. Worthy of a chuckle!

[geoviki.livejournal.com]

Apparently she wanted a warning as long as the fic itself. But you know how that goes, right?

Yeah, I laughed.

[twigged.livejournal.com]

ROTFLMAO.

[geoviki.livejournal.com]

Me, too. Definitely one for the books.

[urnesha.livejournal.com]

I wonder how far into the story he/she got? That they couldn't, you know, see the HP/DM storyline? lol

That was a pretty good story though... I should go read it again soon, with all the upset in fandom/LJ these days I haven't been reading much fanfic which is a shame.

[geoviki.livejournal.com]

Actually, it wouldn't surprise me if she got all the way to the end before it all caught up with her brain.

And thanks!

[fiona-fawkes.livejournal.com]

Ahahaha... that's just precious. Isn't the pairing supposed to be, like, the relationship that's focused on in the fic? Remind me how you got Draco knocked up. I know it was a punishment type thing to "pay back" the Longbottoms for the loss of their heir, but I somehow doubt there was coma!sex involved.

[geoviki.livejournal.com]

No, it was coma!magic. Pretty sexless on both Draco and Neville's part. Someone ought to tell this poster that relationships don't always correspond with who gets you up the duff.

[kaiz.livejournal.com]

LOL! There's nothing quite like an illiterate flame :-)

[geoviki.livejournal.com]

It's part of the flamer's guidebook: don't dignify your response with any capital letters, because it makes your post stand out.

It made my morning brighter. :-)

[spark-of-chaos.livejournal.com]

:lol:

There is nothing, I repeat NOTHING, that can make me as a writer laugh harder than a flame. Seriously. I have received ... hm, three or four, all insulting my intelligence more than my stories, and I kept thinking, Thank God the Idiot people think I am an idiot and don't hang around :g:

[geoviki.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I'm really having fun with it. It's so...weird, and on so many levels, too.

[potterotic.livejournal.com]

Obviously an Umbridge/Filch shipper.

[geoviki.livejournal.com]

I hadn't thought of that, but you may be right!

[elfflame]

Wow...I had no idea that parentage of the child had anything whatsoever to do with the romance actually going on in the story. Stupid me... :P

*rolls eyes* At least you seem to have an okay attitude about it. ;)

[geoviki.livejournal.com]

Yeah, stupid me, too. Oh well, when she gets to high school, she may learn differently.

I'm having a good laugh over it.

[mayflo.livejournal.com]

*lmao* Sorry for butting in but your "it's actually kind of cute in its, well stupidity" bit made me giggle because it's so true!! XD

[jonem.livejournal.com]

Oh honey, I'm so happy for you!

*wipes away small proud tear*

[geoviki.livejournal.com]

Oh, I would endure a thousand flames to earn a single emo tear from you, Mark!

Hee!

[singlewoman.livejournal.com]

I know you have just been waiting for a flame to appear, and now here it is. Too bad that the flamer is ignorant, and obviously didn't finish the story. And "the child is neville's dumbass" reamrk, does that mean that Neville's ass isn't very bright or that he has a stupid donkey? :)

Glad to know you are finally in the big leagues!!

[geoviki.livejournal.com]

I'm surprised it took 4 years! I have been deprived of this pleasure in all of us pointing and laughing.

[painless-j.livejournal.com]

This is hysterical! neville's dumbass lol

Btw, I like this person's view of love and life. It's not H/D if any of them has a kid from a previous one or if they just got a kid without a relationship. Good luck to them, really.

[geoviki.livejournal.com]

Isn't it great?

I think this gal is in for a big surprise when she grows up.

[mayflo.livejournal.com]

*gigglesnort*

Sorry but that comment made me laugh XD
Seriously... some people are really dumber than they realise >:D

[geoviki.livejournal.com]

Yeah, it's making me laugh, too, and I just had to share the pleasure with the rest of you. Because, what???

[kupukello.livejournal.com]

'Cos, you know, there are college courses on how to write male pregnancy and you obviously haven't taken one. Any first grader knows that in a HP/DM mpreg fic the child has to be THEIRS! Otherwise it's NOT a mpreg fic!!!

:))))))

Congrats for your first flame! They didn't even wish for you to burn in hell :D

[geoviki.livejournal.com]

They didn't even wish for you to burn in hell

That must be implied...

Yeah, I fail at mpreg. 'Course I already knew that! Otherwise I would have done it right.

[lagreyeyes.livejournal.com]

So constructive. So subtle. So well-written. And so utterly knowledgable about sex and relationships! A true fangirl/boy, don't you think?

You may now officially consider yourself one of the elite. *snortles*

[geoviki.livejournal.com]

Yes, I shall take this well-thought-out comment to heart and never write mpreg again. Except I wasn't planning on doing it again anyway, so there you go.

[ravurian]

OMG theire totaly write ur stoopid and ur prolly rely old an a perve cos ever1 nose its harco or drarry 4eva idiot lolz. liek drcao cd get nocked up by nevle haha u sicko its not even posible.

[geoviki.livejournal.com]

I blame you totally because you were my (half-)beta on this puppy! You should have told me the nuances of relationships, and I would have known how far off the rails I had truly gone. Oh, woes!

[djin7.livejournal.com]

Oh, that's lovely. Congratulations!

[geoviki.livejournal.com]

Isn't it? Made my day!

Hey, I wanted to tell you how much I liked your contributions to the Harry shipping panel. You were funny and articulate and great! But that's a negatory on me ever writing Snarry, yikes! I'll leave it to the pros, because apparently "i suck at writing..."