Tune In, Turn On, Bite Me
Aug. 15th, 2006 08:39 pmGod, am I cranky tonight. I feel like Ozzy Osbourne - hide all the bats, I wanna bite something's head off. So to distract my irritable self, I'm doing the LJ name/music thing. Links good for a week.
( GEOVIKI, in case you forgot who I am. As if I'd let you. )
Plus: bonus, once-in-a-lifetime offer: I also just posted 4 guitar solos on audiography.
ETA: Why waste a good bad mood? I think I shall rant.
Face facts. The Roman Empire faded from view quite a while ago. There's no need to use Roman numerals to enumerate your chapters. Who wants to do fake math to count where the hell we are in a story? Not me! It makes you, the author, look either Edwardian or pretentious. Or both. And I have nothing but disdain for that Chapter 3 Part 5 stuff either. Can we count together? Yes, we can! 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 ... Got it?
Ooh, that was cathartic.
( GEOVIKI, in case you forgot who I am. As if I'd let you. )
Plus: bonus, once-in-a-lifetime offer: I also just posted 4 guitar solos on audiography.
ETA: Why waste a good bad mood? I think I shall rant.
Face facts. The Roman Empire faded from view quite a while ago. There's no need to use Roman numerals to enumerate your chapters. Who wants to do fake math to count where the hell we are in a story? Not me! It makes you, the author, look either Edwardian or pretentious. Or both. And I have nothing but disdain for that Chapter 3 Part 5 stuff either. Can we count together? Yes, we can! 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 ... Got it?
Ooh, that was cathartic.