In a Nutshell...

[geoviki]

Well, my last attempt at a meme was a huge flop. But this one looks like fun!


Chaining

Seamus: WTF you doin' here, Justin?
Justin: Terry Boot blew up all our cauldrons
Snape: *listens*
Snape: *watches*
Snape: *thinks*
Snape: *is so a spy*
Harry: *gives Snape a dirty look*
Snape: WTF? That arsehole. It was his fault Black died.
unknown hands: *hit on Harry*
Snape: *watches*
Next day...
unknown hands: *hit on Harry*
Harry's hands: *You betcha...*
Snape: WTF?
geoviki: Whoa. This would fit in the Tremendously Big Thingy!
Isiscolo: Neets a beta, though. *trims, fixes, improves*

The Waters of March

Tonks: Draco was working for us. Too bad he's a veggie in St. Mungo's now.
Harry: I didn't know that. *slurps Butterbeer*
–
Harry: Oh, I feel so guilty about surviving. Think I'll go see Malfoy.
–
Hogwarts: *moves to London*
Harry: *hangs out at coffee shop*
Tonks: Write us a chapter about Voldie's death.
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Harry: I'm still pretty guilt-laden. Guess I'll go see Malfoy.
Healer: Oops, I forgot to comb Draco's long, silky, platinum, soft, blond hair.
Harry: I'll do it!
Draco: *stares into space*
–
Harry: My name's James.
OC: Nice writing.
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Harry: Time to go see Malfoy.
Draco: *stares into space*
Draco: *holds Harry's hand*
Harry: Ooh.
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Harry: Waddaya think about my writing now?
OC: Harry's a hero.
Harry: Fuck, no.
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Harry: Think I'll slip on over to St. Mungo's and see Malfoy.
Draco: *stares into space*
Draco: *squeezes Harry's hand*
Harry: OMG, Draco is alive in there!
–
Harry: Hermione, check this out.
Hermione: WTF? What's with all the hair combing pre-slash?
Draco: Yo, yo, it's empty in here. Liek help, dude.
–
Dumbledore: Snape did this to save Draco.
Harry: Oh, yeah?
Dumbledore: *cures Draco*
Draco: Cool.
Harry: Ooh, Draco heard everything I said.
Draco: Cool.
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Ron: WTF? Why's Draco hanging with us?
Harry: Because I secretly think he is teh hott.
Ron: He's a jerk.
Harry: Nah.
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Harry: Come to Starbucks.
Draco: K.
OC: This dude is hott.
Harry: Ya think?
OC: What's your real name, anyway?
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Harry: Tell me a story.
Draco: It's tough, dude.
Harry: *combs Draco's long, silky, platinum, soft, blond hair*
Draco: Word.
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geoviki: *unnecessary warnings about snogging to come*
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Draco: *thinks Harry's teh hott.*
Harry: *thinks Draco's teh hott.*
Draco: Are ya gonna stop me?
Harry: Yummy.
Harry and Draco: *snog*
–
geoviki: gives whole story a Brazilian theme

Telling Hogwarts

Harry and Draco: *snog*
Harry and Draco: *plot*
Harry and Draco: *snog*
Harry and Draco: *get interrupted*
Harry and Draco: *plot*
Harry and Draco: *snog*
Harry and Draco: *get interrupted*
(etc)
Harry and Draco: *snog in the Great Hall*
Harry and Draco's friends: Cool. Liek whatevah.

geoviki: gives story a ska theme

Comments

[bookshop.livejournal.com]

HAHAHAHA. Oh, this was hilarious. :))

Draco: *holds Harry's hand*
Harry: Ooh.

*so dead*

Hahahaha. I'm so glad you did this. Dude! I want to do it now.

So, your thinger that was supposed to be sent to you this afternoon. There was the little matter of me pulling an all-nighter two nights ago and crashing yesterday afternoon instead of doing your beta-email. I started on it this afternoon and it's a minute til midnight. I'm on page ten of notes but I'm only through, so I'm wondering, do you want me to send this two you a section at a time as it gets done, or just wait and send it all in bulk after the whole thing's done? I tried to get on YM to ask you but web messenger kept booting me off whenever I tried to log on so, whatever.

Just reply to this or shoot me an email if you like. :)

[geoviki.livejournal.com]

Now! Oh, send it now! I'm curious as to what you said in 10 pages of notes...and if you tell me you're on page 11 of the story, I'm gonna die!

I need to slip in my revisions between my son trying to write a paper on this very computer, and my daughter having a mega-piano recital to celebrate 10 years of lessons.

At least it stopped snowing.

[bookshop.livejournal.com]

it was snowing there? wow.

massive apologies yet again for the delay--i can't get over how much not having dsl fucks up my communicative abilities. having read a bit further into the revision, there's one part of my notes that i want to revise and clarify before i send the first part off to you-- and i'll have time to add more to it tonight so look for it later this evening--honest, haha. you'll have *something* by tonight--thank you for being so patient!

[bookshop.livejournal.com]

....aaaaand it's sent. chapters 1-4 anyway. *starts on chapter 5!*

[sparklespiff]

Harry and Draco: *snog*
Harry and Draco: *get interrupted*
(etc)

Hee!