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Jan. 9th, 2009 08:07 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
geovikiWell, it's a good thing I'm around tonight because I received a critically vital email that I must address immediately. But let me take precious seconds to share parts of it with you first.
Greeting Dear,
My name is Avelin Regato. A complete citizen of the Philippines , widow to the late Mr Desmond Regato who died of ulcer and he has been buried.
Oh, I'm relieved he's not sitting out in the open somewhere while I come to the rescue. And his widow, the complete citizen, must be relieved as well.
I inherited a total sum of 12.3 million dollars from my late husband, this money which is concealed in a metallic trunk box is deposited with a security and finance company in Cote D'Ivoire....
Wow, I thought the half-mile drive to my bank was a pain in the ass. The Regatos apparently go half-way around the world, from the Philippines all the way to West Africa, just to get cash for the weekend.
This deposit was coded under a secret arrangement as a family treasure. This means that the security company does not know the content of this trunk box.
That makes two of us who don't know..but can I just speculate as to what this "metallic trunk box" holds? Diamonds? Bonds? A surprise seekrit manuscript of book 8 by J.K. Rowling?
My main purpose of sending you this mail is because of the way I found you and perhaps trustworthy to give you this priority of shipping the box of money to any address that you think are very secure and save in your country with your percentage of which we shall chat on soon.
"The way she found me?" Do you think it was by reading my HPporn stories? Or maybe from musical posts. Hey, maybe she's a Miyavi fan, too. And that has created this bond between us. Wow. So we can now chat on this - on Y!M?
In fact, since the death of my husband, his brothers has been seriously chasing me around with constant treats.
"Look, Avelin! I've got Godiva chocolate! Mmmmmm!"
Out of fear of my late husband's family, and when the situation becomes uncontrollable because of pressure on me from the family, I decide to look for a trustworthy person who could assist me retrieve this box of money from the security company for onward lodgement into his account for the purpose of future investment. Consider my situation as a widow and come to my rescue.
Well, I'd do it except I'm not sure if my bank accepts "onward lodgement." Too bad, though. I'm sure it's entirely legit and aboveboard, and I'm passing up a terrific opportunity. Some day I'll look back and say, if only I'd helped Avelin (does that sound like the make of a car to you?) I'd be rich today.
Greeting Dear,
My name is Avelin Regato. A complete citizen of the Philippines , widow to the late Mr Desmond Regato who died of ulcer and he has been buried.
Oh, I'm relieved he's not sitting out in the open somewhere while I come to the rescue. And his widow, the complete citizen, must be relieved as well.
I inherited a total sum of 12.3 million dollars from my late husband, this money which is concealed in a metallic trunk box is deposited with a security and finance company in Cote D'Ivoire....
Wow, I thought the half-mile drive to my bank was a pain in the ass. The Regatos apparently go half-way around the world, from the Philippines all the way to West Africa, just to get cash for the weekend.
This deposit was coded under a secret arrangement as a family treasure. This means that the security company does not know the content of this trunk box.
That makes two of us who don't know..but can I just speculate as to what this "metallic trunk box" holds? Diamonds? Bonds? A surprise seekrit manuscript of book 8 by J.K. Rowling?
My main purpose of sending you this mail is because of the way I found you and perhaps trustworthy to give you this priority of shipping the box of money to any address that you think are very secure and save in your country with your percentage of which we shall chat on soon.
"The way she found me?" Do you think it was by reading my HP
In fact, since the death of my husband, his brothers has been seriously chasing me around with constant treats.
"Look, Avelin! I've got Godiva chocolate! Mmmmmm!"
Out of fear of my late husband's family, and when the situation becomes uncontrollable because of pressure on me from the family, I decide to look for a trustworthy person who could assist me retrieve this box of money from the security company for onward lodgement into his account for the purpose of future investment. Consider my situation as a widow and come to my rescue.
Well, I'd do it except I'm not sure if my bank accepts "onward lodgement." Too bad, though. I'm sure it's entirely legit and aboveboard, and I'm passing up a terrific opportunity. Some day I'll look back and say, if only I'd helped Avelin (does that sound like the make of a car to you?) I'd be rich today.
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Date: 2009-01-10 03:14 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-01-10 03:17 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-01-10 03:38 am (UTC)The secret's in the porn.
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Date: 2009-01-10 04:08 am (UTC)I will never look at those ominous Godiva chocolates the same way again.
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Date: 2009-01-10 04:32 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-01-10 04:34 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-01-10 05:04 am (UTC)fraudulentlegitimate concern of a widow that's spamming around making people all over the world laugh with them XDI also got the most unlikely of PMs myself in my Japanese blog which boggled me. I'm going to the bank tomorrow to check if I didn't get hacked (again) D: Although I didn't do what they asked me to do :P
Anyhow, this is said to be a Manager of a famous actor (no name was revealed) who's asking me to help him cheer up cos he's in deep depression and just then found my blog account and felt attracted to my user name.
uh. sure.
So the manager left me a site URL where I'm supposed to leave my contact info because both she (manager) and the actor are strictly prohibited from their company to open an account at the blog and have personal contact but she's doing this against company policy and her account may be deleted any moment if found. (And it was　indeed deleted when I checked it)
Seeing how far people want to go to do... I'm not sure what, but their attempts are a nice way to have a good laugh and kill time at best *giggle snort*
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Date: 2009-01-10 10:42 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-01-10 09:44 pm (UTC)It makes laughing so much more fun.
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Date: 2009-01-10 10:40 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-01-10 12:35 pm (UTC)"My name is Grimhelm Wormtongue, son of Grima, prime minister of Rohan before the recent coup. Before he fell from power my father managed to deposit 35,000,000 gold pieces in the Bank of Gondor...."
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Date: 2009-01-10 01:07 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-01-10 05:30 pm (UTC)*snorts* Thanks so much for sharing. That was a great way to start off the afternoon. ♥
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Date: 2009-01-10 07:13 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-01-10 07:34 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-01-10 09:45 pm (UTC)Mmmm. You should look into that - she may be willing to share.
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Date: 2009-01-11 05:02 pm (UTC)I'm very disappointed in you. Seriously.
;D
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Date: 2009-01-13 02:13 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-01-31 01:23 am (UTC)About a year ago I won 500.000 GBP at Yahoo Lottery. How lovely. Except there is no Yahoo Lottery. After opening the first e-mail (I was curious...) I got several others. I think the total sum was finally 4,5 million pounds. The scam pages kindly informed that the idea was that I should buy a plane ticket via the "reliable" person or agency who sent the e-mail to be able to get the money. Who wouldn't spend a couple of hundreds to get millions of pounds! Riiiiight.
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Date: 2009-01-31 01:34 am (UTC)