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geovikiI wholly fail at posting. I even missed my own 5 year anniversary on LJ about 10 days ago. I may not be the stellar correspondent that I once was, but I don't intend on going anywhere any time soon. And I love you all!!! *blows kisses*
So these songs are what inspired me to post today, courtesy of a tip from Dinosaur Comics. They are, respectively,
The Most Unwanted Music
and
The Most Wanted Music.
From 'Wired':
An online poll conducted in the '90s set Vitaly Komar, Alex Melamid and David Soldier on a quest to create the most annoying song ever. After gathering data about people's least favorite music and lyrical subjects, they did the unthinkable: they combined them into a single monstrosity, specifically engineered to sound unpleasant to the maximum percentage of listeners. Komar & Melamid and David Soldier's list of undesirable elements included holiday music, bagpipes, pipe organ, a children's chorus and the concept of children in general (really?), Wal-Mart, cowboys, political jingoism, George Stephanopoulos, Coca Cola, bossanova synths, banjo ferocity, harp glissandos, oompah-ing tubas and much, much more. It's actually a fascinating listen, worthwhile for the opera rapping alone.
The "most wanted" version combines the elements the 500 people surveyed said they wanted most -- love, soprano sax, humble ambition, tenor sax, a marriage proposal, cheesy electronic drum fills, working the night shift, string swells, power chords, and saccharine male/female harmonies -- into an easy listening-style adult contemporary sound that could peel the paint off of the Space Shuttle.
Enjoy, sugars!
So these songs are what inspired me to post today, courtesy of a tip from Dinosaur Comics. They are, respectively,
The Most Unwanted Music
and
The Most Wanted Music.
From 'Wired':
An online poll conducted in the '90s set Vitaly Komar, Alex Melamid and David Soldier on a quest to create the most annoying song ever. After gathering data about people's least favorite music and lyrical subjects, they did the unthinkable: they combined them into a single monstrosity, specifically engineered to sound unpleasant to the maximum percentage of listeners. Komar & Melamid and David Soldier's list of undesirable elements included holiday music, bagpipes, pipe organ, a children's chorus and the concept of children in general (really?), Wal-Mart, cowboys, political jingoism, George Stephanopoulos, Coca Cola, bossanova synths, banjo ferocity, harp glissandos, oompah-ing tubas and much, much more. It's actually a fascinating listen, worthwhile for the opera rapping alone.
The "most wanted" version combines the elements the 500 people surveyed said they wanted most -- love, soprano sax, humble ambition, tenor sax, a marriage proposal, cheesy electronic drum fills, working the night shift, string swells, power chords, and saccharine male/female harmonies -- into an easy listening-style adult contemporary sound that could peel the paint off of the Space Shuttle.
Enjoy, sugars!
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Date: 2008-09-17 02:21 am (UTC)Tomorrow I shall share the works of Wing, or you can listen to her version of AC/DC's Hell's Bells here (http://2008.sxsw.com/music/showcases/band/64245.html)
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