We could have shipping wars: Nancy/Joe vs. Nancy/Frank. We could make it really ugly and get ourselves on fandom_wank.

Bobbsey Twins was my earliest series. It taught me how far short my family experience was from the ideal. And you'd have plenty of twincest in that fandom. But Freddie was such a ponce! Bert was lame, too - Nan was the only one with guts, really.