Outside, It's America

Sadly, this is written from real life. You're right about the theory, but in practice what happens is that I instintively pull the thing closer. And of course it never works. I have reading glasses at every spot in the house where I'm likely to read. And for a couple of years now, both my husband and I end up buying wrong products because we can't read the details on the label. It's hugely annoying!