Somebody give that guy an LJ account...

Doesn't this sound like an LJ entry?

LONDON, England (CNN) -- Former Iraqi leader Saddam Hussein spends his time in solitary confinement writing poems, tending a garden, reading the Koran and eating American muffins and cookies, a British newspaper has reported.

Can't you just see it?

Liek <333 to obl_in_hiding for the dozen muffins I got this week. You are teh coolest, dude!!! Where did you find pomegranates out of season?

The marigolds I planted last month in the exercise yard were doing pretty good until that son-of-a-shite guard's cat decided to just roll all over them. Smashed them all flat. If this were last year, I could have just had a few of my buddies eliminate that simpering guard one night. Maybe stuff him with his own cat! Or, yeah, put him on the national soccer team, you know what I'm getting at? Stupid wanker.

I still owe Ali that George/Tony BDSM, but I've been so blocked, man. I've been doing haiku, you know, that meme that hit everyones LJ about 2 weeks ago...yeah, I'm late, so take it to the World Court! Hee!

President for life,
Three meters by five meters
Pretty small country.

mood: penitent - NOT!
music - Rock the Casbah - The Clash