Any Major Dude Will Tell You - It's Haiku Fanday

Writing a sequel
(A Thousand Beautiful Things)
Spork not included.

Nothing like in-jokes
(Or should I say in-haiku)
To stymie my friends.

What can I tell you?
Song lyrics, as usual,
Play their normal part.

What am I, fourteen?
Writing an effing song fic?
Steely Dan it is.

Yeah. Pretzel Logic -
"Those days are gone forever" -
Seems to fit the theme.

Won't I please stop this?
I am driving my friends nuts
Thanks loads, Copperbadge.