Francisco is a Spanish ballet dancer, who ended up playing Bagoas, the Persian eunuch, in Oliver Stone's Alexander.

More Bagoas eye candy (http://www.salogel.com/Alexander/captures/thumbs/kissingbagoasthumbs.html)

You should do this - you're already on your way! Neil Gaiman, yes. He's coming to a nearby bookstore in September, and I can't decide whether to stand in line to -- what? Get him to sign a piece of paper? Exchange 10 words with him? ("Hey, Neil, I read slash of your fics, yeah?")