I always thing of "confusing" as something like: I didn't follow the plot, or there was a time switch or a POV mistake or something. And the comments of "confusing" were back to back, just to drive the point home! Hahahaha.

So I was left thinking that maybe a lot of these cliches are peculiar to LJ and not to FA.

Not that I expected readers to catch every one - some are pretty obscure.