Okay, it doesn't matter what relationships either of us are in; I have to marry you.

Was there anything you didn't cover? Love potions, mpreg, author's notes, extended metaphors, Merry Smutmas, canon error, adjective over-use, inability to write accents, death eater rapefic, review blackmail...nope, I think you covered everything. Nothin' left for me to write, ever. ^_^

I think the "million and two galleons" joke killed me, by the way, so, I was essentially a zombie for the rest of the reading.

One of the most brilliant parodies ever. I mean it.