Viki, love, this is *the* funniest parody ever! Really! You know how seldom I find a parody funny.
I'm swallowed by a killer headache but still couldn't tear myself off the laptop and was laughing out loud. So loud, actually, that I thought my neighbours would come and shout at me.
So many absolutely hillarious things here! "Said. Asked. Said." "...I forgot which" and A/Ns are fantastic, not to mention everything else. Harry's thoughts are in //, Draco's in asterics.
You killed and resurrected me. Love you!